Girlfriend jumps out of car on highway during argument
Girlfriend: Marquita Cherrel Armstrong
Boyfriend: Jeffery Dawayne Watson
Items Destroyed: her body
Cost to Boyfriend: Jeffery’s peaceful drive
Story: This one is pretty straight forward. The 2 love birds got into an argument that went something like this:
Marquita: Why don’t you be takin out da trash befo it star smellin like fish up in our crib?
Jeffery: Woman I told [...]
Mother loses hearing after daughter’s kiss
Mother: Gail Schwartzman
Husband: unknown
Items Destroyed: mother’s hearing, daughter’s confidence
Estimated Cost to Husband: deaf wife and a daughter filled with lifelong guilt over it
Story: Talk about a one two punch, female on female destruction right here. When Gail’s daughter was 4 yrs old she went to kiss her mother on the ear after her Mom had [...]
Lady faceplants on a Segway
Wife: Unkown
Items Destroyed: Face, Segway
Estimated Cost to Husband: $0-$5000 (cost of new Segway)
Story: Woman foolishly forgets that technology and females are constantly at war with each other. She gets a bit too comfortable and pays the price, the video tells the tale.
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Mother lets 1yr old baby drive the family car
Wife: Marya Green
Husband: Mr. Green
Items Destroyed: Sobriety, stable family, criminal record
Estimated Cost to Husband: Single fatherhood, bitter children, dysfunctional home
Story: Marya Green was pulled over at the Green Acres Mobile Park (surprised?) on June 3rd. The officer approached the window and found Mrs. Green’s 1 yd old son steering the car. Her two other children, [...]
Mayo sick of fridge life, jumps to death
Husband: Kyle Campos
Items Destroyed: Mayonnaise, clean kitchen floor
Estimated Cost to Husband: $0.75 worth of mayonnaise
Story: The mayo knows how much I enjoy it on my sandwiches and know it has no hope of survival staying inside the fridge. The first crack of daylight it sees it jumps form the top shelf and splatters on the [...]
Sandwich takes a spill in the toaster
Husband: Kyle Campos
Items Destroyed: Tasty sandwich
Estimated Cost to Husband: satisfied appetite
Story: My lovely wife made an amazing sandwich for me for lunch. She placed it carefully in the toaster to give it that sort of Quiznos flavor without the puke taste(anything worse than a Quiznos sandwich? no). *Ding* timer goes off and when she tries [...]
