Husband: Kyle Campos

Items Destroyed: Mayonnaise, clean kitchen floor

Estimated Cost to Husband: $0.75 worth of mayonnaise

Story: The mayo knows how much I enjoy it on my sandwiches and know it has no hope of survival staying inside the fridge. The first crack of daylight it sees it jumps form the top shelf and splatters on the ground. Leaving puddles of itself on the walls, floor and electrical outlets. As wife is cleaning the floor I think I hear her say, “Wife Destruction is pissing me off” under her breath.

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