Husband: Kyle Campos

Items Destroyed: Tasty sandwich

Estimated Cost to Husband: satisfied appetite

Story: My lovely wife made an amazing sandwich for me for lunch. She placed it carefully in the toaster to give it that sort of Quiznos flavor without the puke taste(anything worse than a Quiznos sandwich? no). *Ding* timer goes off and when she tries to remove it the sandwich falls off the tray and into the toaster abyss. Picking up month old nuggets of various food items that have collected on the floor of the toaster. Removing the sandwich made things much worse as this process involved mostly rolling it around and pinning it against various toxic mechanical parts of the toaster not meant to ever come in contact with ingested food.

One thing these pictures don’t show is the smoke pouring out of the toaster, oh it also doesn’t pick up my wifes anger at realizing the commitment on my part to this website.

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