Girlfriend: Marquita Cherrel Armstrong

Boyfriend: Jeffery Dawayne Watson

Items Destroyed: her body

Cost to Boyfriend: Jeffery’s peaceful drive

Story: This one is pretty straight forward. The 2 love birds got into an argument that went something like this:

Marquita: Why don’t you be takin out da trash befo it star smellin like fish up in our crib?

Jeffery: Woman I told you I want some meet up in hur. I ain’t about to touch yo nasty fish!

Marquita: I’m seriously gonna jump out dis ride if you don’t change yo ways Jeffery, I’m straight tired. Say you gonna change.

Jeffery: <silence>

Marquita: You think I be playin?

Jeffery: <speeds up to 85mph>

Marquita: I’m out dis mofo….*bounce* *bounce* *roll* *skid* *crash*

Jeffery: she crazy as hayell

Marquita was taken to the hospital with serious injuries. Jeffery rode home and got the best nap of his life.

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