Wife: unknown Russian woman

Husband: unknown Russian woman’s husband

Items Destroyed: Husband’s life and folding couch

Cost to Husband: everything

Story: Unknown Russian woman had one too many nights with her drunk husband. Unknown husband was chillin on the fold couch, which apparently folds up into the wall to save space, and angry wife kicks the handle to start the couch fold up operation. Drunken husband can’t escape and gets trapped in the mechanism. The wife being the compassionate thoughtful woman she is walked away and returned a few hours later and noticed what she thought was quiet sleeping was actually lifeless death. Such a fine line.

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