Mayo sick of fridge life, jumps to death
Posted by Kyle on June 2, 2008 , No comment
Husband: Kyle Campos
Items Destroyed: Mayonnaise, clean kitchen floor
Estimated Cost to Husband: $0.75 worth of mayonnaise
Story: The mayo knows how much I enjoy it on my sandwiches and know it has no hope of survival staying inside the fridge. The first crack of daylight it sees it jumps form the top shelf and splatters on the [...]
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Sandwich takes a spill in the toaster
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Husband: Kyle Campos
Items Destroyed: Tasty sandwich
Estimated Cost to Husband: satisfied appetite
Story: My lovely wife made an amazing sandwich for me for lunch. She placed it carefully in the toaster to give it that sort of Quiznos flavor without the puke taste(anything worse than a Quiznos sandwich? no). *Ding* timer goes off and when she tries [...]
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