Sandwich takes a spill in the toaster

Husband: Kyle Campos
Items Destroyed: Tasty sandwich
Estimated Cost to Husband: satisfied appetite
Story: My lovely wife made an amazing sandwich for me for lunch. She placed it carefully in the toaster to give it that sort of Quiznos flavor without the puke taste(anything worse than a Quiznos sandwich? no). *Ding* timer goes off and when she tries [...]